I'm going to add onto this one, so watch out. THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY:
EMAILS IN ALL CAPS. COME ON.
Almost naked women and sprinkled pink donuts in women's health magazines for them to be considered "health" magazines.
People driving cars. Bikes are nice.
Little girls who think they need to be women.
Boxes of cake mix and no cakes.
Women's products that tell outrageous lies.
Children with rattails. Saw one today. One is too many. Is rat tails two words?
Men with creative facial hair who are not joking and would otherwise be attractive.
Repeated statements that would be better if stated once.